Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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