I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He has the fingertips of a God
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