The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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