But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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