Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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