He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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