she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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