Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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