Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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