I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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