So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What a dumb baby whore.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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