Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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