Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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