I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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