We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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