Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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