i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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