Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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