I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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