I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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