when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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