Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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