Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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