when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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