discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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