yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
This house was built for laser tag.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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