did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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