I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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