you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Is it penis luge time yet?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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