Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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