We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
