As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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