I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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