She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
