If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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