He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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