hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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