Can i not drive my cunt home
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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