Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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