Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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