So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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