You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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