Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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