There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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