Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You dont lie about slip and slides
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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