I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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