THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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