if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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