I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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