your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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