Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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