omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I will die if light touches me.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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