is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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