Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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