You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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