doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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